The week before we went I saw the Vegas episode of "Man Vs. Food".
I declared that I would like to challenge the Big Badass Burrito and the waitress ushered me into the roped off challenge area.
Nothing I had seen before quite prepared me for just how big this burrito actually was.
I started my burrito at 6:31.
Matt was sitting at the bar with another guy and two girls. They would turn around from the bar every once in a while to check on my progress. They asked my name and started cheering for me. The girls would cheer me on and then turn to Matt and console him for his loss. I would be lying if I said I wasn't trying harder now that two cute girls had started cheering for me.
It is an odd experience doing an eating challenge.
Fifty minutes in I was about two-thirds done.
Two friends, Adam and Steve, convinced each other to try the B3 challenge.
A table of guys began being very vocal about the burrito challengers.
Matt and the girls left when I had about 20 minutes to go. With them went most of the motivation I had left. A good portion of the last third was still on my plate.
I ended up running out of time. I had eaten approximately 5 pounds.
Adam and Steve surrendered less than five minutes after my time ran out.
The Burrito filled my stomach and it crushed my soul, just like it did to so many before me.
For he today that eats burrito with me shall be my brother
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